What a creeper! FIrst of all sir, don’t be abusing the system. My girl Lynn done gave you her phone number for the paperwork files to be recorded in the records of recorded filing things, not for you to pursue a date, sir. Don’t be using sneaky tricks If you got no game.
Just hit up e-Harmony or J-date. Ruu. I think you should tell him “this phone call is very inappropriate sir and unless you become a homeless that needs some clothes, I will not be seeing you again.
BYE!” Good for you volunteering and all that. Hopefully this dude don’t make you change your mind about helping the homelesses.
Love, Bon Qui Qui